Well after being in gorgeous sunny Malia (crete) a few weeks back i'm happy to say that England's weather still sucks! What is it with this country and the rain? It gives us nice sunny weather at scorching temperatures for a few days a week then decides to piss on our parade quite literally and pour down.

I've never really felt like England was my home, it's not the kind of place that i wish to settle down in i know that for sure - i wish i could pack all the people i cared about and take them with me to a country with better weather...ah the grass is always greener.

I have to say Malia was a great holiday although i didn't seem to see anyone over the age of 21 out there and it is sickening to say it i was old out there, although god bless i have a baby face i think i pulled off being 21 quite well. Still being an english based resort i have to say i felt like i had just transported the whole of London out to a sunny greek island and put an age restriction on the entry. Brits on holiday never fail to surprise me, all we seem to do is get pissed and party every night - which isn't a bad thing except the next day when you find that there are photo's of you tagged all over facebook and you don't remember one of them being taken....

One thing that did amaze me was the way the touts were desperate to get you in their bars - the guys come chat you up and literally drag you into their bars, they chuck you in there and then their off like a flash - i really don't want a shot at 11am in the morning mate nor do i wish for you to take my hand and run me up to the bar on the beach - i have my own legs and my own mind if i wish to go into your bar i will do so of my own accord...and then they look shocked that as soon as they leave us in this bar we turn round and walk out.

I just couldn't see them getting away with that kind of behaviour in England but i could see a couple of fights coming from it. There was one big fight outside one of the clubs out there and to my disgust the door staff had jumped in and was kicking this guy in the head and the rest of his body on the floor - there is no need for it - these guys are supposed to be protecting you and yet they are standing their joining in the fights - one guys had blood pouring from his head it actually made me sick to the stomach to see it. Why do people fight on holiday? i just don't get it, you're there to have a good time not to spend your time fighting with others. *sigh* maybe i'm just old fashioned anyway rant over let's hope this sun comes out again soon x